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Mini Chill Thrills

It is one reason why stainless steel bottles are better than plastic bottles. Basically when you grab your stainless steel drink bottle, it is cold to touch. Its like a little teaser just before you are about to drink.

There are so many reasons why stainless steel drink bottles shit on every other alternative that an attempt to list them all would be an exercise in futility. How the fuck has the portable-liquid-containment industry survived for so long without these fckers in the mainstream. A few reasons below:

-It keeps my water chilled for longer giving me a more refreshing drink.

-It is rigid and solid and maintains it's shape. It doesn't crumple like a faggy plastic bottle when subjected to mechanical strain.

-When I drop the cunt it makes a manly noise CLANG CLUNK CA-CHUNK CLANG CLANG CLANG. This is much better than dropping a faggy plastic bottle and getting that soft little pop-pop-p-p-pop-pppppop noise that kinda sounds like two little g0oks in slippers playing table-tennis.

-It is metallic/silver in colour. As you know, guns are also this colour. Guns are hard. that is indisputable.. Compare that to plastic drinking bottles, they are the same colour as...... windows. windows are gay.

-Soldiers' canteens are metallic so they obviously share this opinion.

Be sure to invest in a stainless steel drinking bottle. Seriously, it is the best step you will ever make on the road to finding Mini Chill Thrills and obtaining top-quality, affordable portable-hydration-vessels.

by Quote SHP June 17, 2011


Chill your base

"Calm your tits" but When someone is not based enough and is being biased AF. Often pronounced "chill yo Base"

"Clarence Thomas needs to chill and check his base"
"Obama has checked his base alot recently"
"you need to chill your Base"

by DONGSLINGER69420117 September 9, 2023


Thou Chill Scale

A scale in which ranks someone’s chillness. If you are ranked a 9 on thou chill scale, that means you are absurdly chill.

β€œHelen Winn is not hot but she is very chill. I rate her a 9.78 on thou chill scale.”

by Will jowers fan boy April 20, 2019


Chill your beans

This phrase is used to inform a person that they are too excited or animated about something.

Emily: I am so amped for this weekend's party!! This is all that I have been looking forward to the entire month!!!! I AM SO EXCITED!!!!

Nick: Chill your beans.

by worstperssonever April 8, 2015

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want to netflix and chill

code for having sex

hey do you want to Netflix and chill

by ananon July 17, 2015

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Chill Your Snails

To Hold on,Chill/relax.

Guy 1: Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude, DUDE!!!
Guy 2: Chill your snails! I'm busy!

by TAJCJCK September 18, 2009

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Keep your chill

(to) keep your chill is to not break down mentally, or to not lose your temper. If someone keeps their chill, they are able to endure moments of high stress.

Jane: Hey, do you know how Kate is doing? I heard she's had issues with depression and it's breaking her down.
Brad: Don't worry about her. Kate kept her chill. She had some troubles with the breakup, but she didn't break down.

Bob: Oh no! I did not study for the science test tomorrow! I am totally going to fail, and then I have to re-do this year!
Tim: Keep your chill. Someone posted a great summary on the school website, you should be able to learn for it in a day.

by Nick32x December 20, 2014

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