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The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.
Pronunciation- i'm yer dad
Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.
Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.
You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad
Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.
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When your dad is acting like a dousche bag. : )
Man last night your dousche bag dad really fucked things up.
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When a person has a beer belly as well as a gorilla chest and thinks he can get girls but in reality they actually think he’s gay
My friend Matt Has a dad bod plus. This is why girls will never date him
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A Sad Dad Movie is a film wherein the relationship between father and child is threatened or broken, usually with the child being ungrateful or embarrassed by the father, and the father just trying to be a good dad.
Often found in films featuring single fathers, or the father in a divorced family who attempt to connect/reconnect with his child.
Liam: Do you want to watch A Goofy Movie again?
Zak: No, that's such a Sad Dad Movie and it really bums me out.
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When your drunk, it is what you say when you get into an accident. At this time you are wondering what your dad is going to think.
Fuck dude you just jacked my car...
Oh my dad... he'z gonna beat my ass.
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A dad who has a big fat ass😳
I like your big booty dad
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