Dancing Monkey

The dancing of rage as the coin drops in the "slot" and the monkey jumps to life.

As he bent over, his plumber's crack was glaringly obvious, so I took out a 5c piece and dropped it in the "slot" (his crack) and jumped back shouting loudly, "Dance Monkey, DANCE!" and so is born the dancing monkey!

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safety dance

When two people fist each other at the same time. It is named after the twisting two-arm dance motion from the Men Without Hats video of the same name.

Jennifer and Michael take "give and take" to amazing levels. They do the safety dance every Wednesday and Sunday now.

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tap dancing

to get high on drugs.

- Mary Jane got me tap dancing.

- Dude, Im tap dancing away!

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hardcore dancing

kicks and punches being throwen at anyone who gets to close to the dancers. takes more skill than a mosher and takes less skill than an accutal dancer. have to be in some form of decent shape to do the more advanced moves but just about any fat emo kid in a black hoodie can do the 2stepping. make sure not to piss off the bigger ones as they tend to be jerks and are NOT scared of hitting girls. if you expect to go to a show with any form of non-crappy music that has evolved from any form of metal there will be people hardocre dancing and you will most likely get hit.

25 yr old high school drop out play in hardcore bands to A) hit on high school girls and B) punch younger boys in the face because thier mad at thier moms for kicking them out of the house

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Salsa Dancing

A sexual act, prevalent among homosexual males, in which two people violently engage in anal sex. The catcher then defecates on the chest of the pitcher, expelling a mix of blood and feces. The two may then roll around on eachother, "salsa dancing" together.

Those guys were Salsa Dancing all night, now the one can't walk right.

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Dancing Mad

Dancing Mad is a term used to mean a extremely long piece of music that usually crresponds to a fight. It may repeat, or have sections, which repeat until it is time to move on.

Seto Kaiba/Marik Ishtar: And now I will bore you to death with my boring speech, and six loops of Barney!

Snake: Oh d*** sprouts! Not A Dancing Mad and a God Card!! Should've just played Heli Attack 3.

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brick dance

1.A form of dance.

2.Getting "Crunk".

3.Thizz dancing

4.dance for a brick of drugs

"Ghost ride da whip,
Brick dancin on da hood"

"You want this weed? you have to do the brick dance for it."

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