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When you become relaxed from an alcoholic beverage.
I think I'll drink slink into bed with a good glass of scotch.
It doesn't exist!!
Lets go out and not get drunk we will just have casual drinks
When a girls on her period and a dude nuts in her. Then they drink it.
Her: Hey I'm on my period
Him: Perfect we can make a pink drink
A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?
Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!
having alcohol in the middle of the week. XD
anyone down for humpday drinks ?
A drink meant for adults that is typically consumed by people under 14 cuz they think it maked them loom cool or think they will go hyper but they're still mommy's boys'
Ben: omg dude we look so cool holding this energy drink can
John: i know man im gonna go hyper
30 yr old man: fucking retarded kids drinking energy drink
ADHD Drinking game- Gather people around a table, as you would in zoomie zoomie. One person starts off the game as the ( Adderal ), tapping the table vigorously as the rest of the people follow suit. ( Adderal ) then does a random gesture then points to another player while the tapping of the table continues. The next player that ( Adderal ) points to will then do the gesture that ( Adderal ) did and pass it to another random player. The process is stacked and will continue until someone fucks up. Once someone fucks up, that person drinks while everyone else around the table sings " Asshole...Dick...Hand job...Drink!!" The game after that will continue with a new (Adderal). Anyone who volunteers to butt chug can overturn/add any rule they want.
Wanna get fucked up? Yeah let's play ADHD - A Drinking Game