The Hairy Dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

if i had to pick a dude

This phrase is rather uncommonly used. Males use this as a "no homo" kind of thing when told odd questions like "if you were gay who would you date?".

If I had to pick a dude?

Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon

Peter - If you were gay, who would you date?
Henri - If I had to pick a dude.... it would be Charles

Peter - Yo thanks man. I'd date myself too.

Suck my tits dude

A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.

Liz: "working overtime again?"

Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"

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mah dudes and dudettes

a more inclusive way of saying MAH DUDES

person a: *to group of friends* MAH DUDES AND DUDETTES
everyone: *silence*
person a: *some big important announcement*

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Late' dude, peace

I'll see you later, take care.
Other variations: Later dude, peace; LDP.

Person 1: "I'll see you later my sarsippian brother-man"
Person 2: "Late' dude, peace."

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Some Creepy Dude

the most awesome guy on earth

"Some Creepy Dude is so awesome and he totally didn't type this like 3 minutes ago"

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With All Dude Respect

Allowing an otherwise gay comment to be said from one guy to another.

See: No Homo

John: Dude... I love your shirt. Where did you get it? With all dude respect.

Chris: No problem man. I got it on sale at the Gap.

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