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Random Person #1: HEY DUDE WANNA KNOW THIS WANNA KNOW THAT HEY HEY DUDEEEEEE

Random Person #2: Calm down bud-

Random Person #1: I CAN'TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Random Person #2: TAKE A CHILL PILL DUDE

Random Person #1: ...UH..YEAH I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT...

if i had to pick a dude

This phrase is rather uncommonly used. Males use this as a "no homo" kind of thing when told odd questions like "if you were gay who would you date?".

If I had to pick a dude?

Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon

Peter - If you were gay, who would you date?
Henri - If I had to pick a dude.... it would be Charles

Peter - Yo thanks man. I'd date myself too.

Suck my tits dude

A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.

Liz: "working overtime again?"

Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"

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mah dudes and dudettes

a more inclusive way of saying MAH DUDES

person a: *to group of friends* MAH DUDES AND DUDETTES
everyone: *silence*
person a: *some big important announcement*

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Nice snowboard dude!

It means "Nice snowboard dude!". Nothing else.

Just post it as your status and put it in the comments section of other posts!

Nice snowboard dude!

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With All Dude Respect

Allowing an otherwise gay comment to be said from one guy to another.

See: No Homo

John: Dude... I love your shirt. Where did you get it? With all dude respect.

Chris: No problem man. I got it on sale at the Gap.

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Late' dude, peace

I'll see you later, take care.
Other variations: Later dude, peace; LDP.

Person 1: "I'll see you later my sarsippian brother-man"
Person 2: "Late' dude, peace."

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