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Collective term for your mom's previous and current boyfriends whom she insists you refer to as your uncles
Its likely thats many of these"uncles" will have supplied you with drugs to make you more amiable to partaking in sexual activities
"Hey dude how was your weekend?"
"Not bad man, I had a dutch uncle come over, he fed me a mound of coke and finger banged my arsehole for 24 hours straight"
dutch uncles drugs sexual abuse
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When you and your homie eat too much chili so you gotta lay down next to each other and rub the shame out each other’s bellies.
Yo me and marshall at so much chili at the potluck we had to find a broom closet and give each other Dutch gut rubs.
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Taking a nice woman out for a dinner, splitting the bill, and then returning to a night of fun at her place filled with bondage, ending with you farting in her face and untying her before you leave, never to be seen again.
Heather put me in the friend zone, but at least I got her to go dutch on sushi with me before it was for sure.
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The act of tucking in the blankets underneath you while your wife/girlfriend is in the bathroom, etc. and letting loose some serious gas. When she returns, she is forced to pull the blankets out from under you and in the process catches a facefull of your wonderful aroma.
-Why didn't you get any ass last night?
-I gave Tiffany the old Pullstart Dutch Oven. She then proceeded to tell me how nasty I was and went to sleep on the couch.
-Damn dude, you really do smell like the middle deck of a slave ship when you rip ass.
-Desire smells like that to some.
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When you suck a fart our of your partners ass
Dude I did a Dutch bong rip with my girl last night. Best orgasm I've ever had.
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the most amazing gc ever, filled up with dutch shawn mendes stans & amazing bitches and sluts, you'll love 'em.
omg look how cute those girls are! they're such a dutch muffin squad.
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When you are in a hot tub and you 69 causing your partner to whack their head on the bottom of the tub, leaving them unconscious.
Megan: Why is my new hot tub bloody?
Ally: I saw Liz and Steven doing a Dutch Dinkle Dunch!
Liz: What happened last night?
Eric: You went hardcore with my brother.
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