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When an emo kid uses a box cutter or utility knife to cut themselves.
Parisa was sad and used an emo-wand on herself again.
An emo prick, with stupid ginger hair that's shaved round the sides and long on the top. The long hair on the top is pulled, with reasonable force (assumed to be a form of self-harming) across the face, so as to hide one eye. Said ginger emo will walk around hitting out with colloquial, yet - strangely - not emo, banter and assume he is funny. Yet, deep down, we all know he is just another ginger emo prick.
Also note that a Zander Emo may well have a bent penis, resembling the shape of a boomerang, but usually not as big, or fun.
Therefore, to spot a Zander Emo one should simply look for the previous mentioned haircut and someone who stands side on when peeing into a urinal.
A Zander emo:- My ginger hair is fluttering in the wind and I can't get it to stay over my eye, but oh well - wan life!
- I wish I could hide my status as a paedophile better! Every time I go to the toilet, in school, I have to stand side on and everyone knows I'm staring at the children next to me! I wish I could just glance over subtly - it makes it much easier to have a wank.
- Shut up, sket!
Guy: Here mate, shut yer hole - you're a fuckin' Zander emo.
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somebody who fakes their depression on roblox or is actually depressed.
That roblox emo is making fun of somebody!
N.- female that is in a rather dark stage of uncontrolable emotions, yet still wants to look their best to the outside world. Can also occasionally be used for a male.
April was being an emo flower, meaning after she cried herself to sleep, she would get up the next morning, cover her scars and make herself smile so no one would see that she was broken.
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A team of super-powered emo kids recruited by a being called Captain Emohead who try to stop the Evil Empress (I don't know who that is either) from taking over Earth. The team consists of: Vicken, the "Weeping Tears" Emo Ranger; John, the "Chronic Stoner" Emo Ranger; Ross, the "Introspective" Emo Ranger; Luke, the "Chaos Mohawk" Emo Ranger; and Stef, the "Bleeding Heart" Emo Ranger".
Go, go emo rangers? Visit www.emorangers.com for more information.
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Emo chicks are girls trying to rebel against pop culture and be different. Usually they claim their lives suck, but mostly their middle-class kids and their lives are actually pretty good. In a way, ther are sort-of a breed of individualists. The purpose is rebelling against the popular society, and as said before, namely pop culture.
Emo chicks are perpetually attracted to emo guys. They will NEVER go out with a prep or jock, they always have at least one emo ex-boyfriend and usually a skater or two.
An emo chick's hair is probably the most importand part of her appearance. Usually the hair is black or red. Long black hair that falls over their face or with long bangs do fine, but the most common is chin- to shoulder-length hair with emo bangs. It's pretty much a rule that at least 2/5ths of their face have to be covered by their hair at all times.
Emo chicks wear tight black shirts, usually band shirts, and black jeans or cargos. Their wear a lot of black jewelry and heavy silver jewelry. They always wear wristbands-- usually to hide scars. Most emos are cutters, but not all.
Emos HATE being called goth, so be careful before addressing someone as either. There IS a huge difference.
Hot emo guys that can lick their elbows turn me on. >_<
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1. The first haircut a new recruit receives upon joining the military.
2. The electric buzz clippers used to deliver said haircut.
1. Say goodbye to your long hair, son. You're in the Army now - time for your Emo Eliminator.
2. The Army barber whipped out the Emo Eliminator and went to work on the fresh recruits.
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