Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.

Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.

Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears

Big Ears

The nickname of a friend who has ears big enough to fly him from Boston to New York

Friend: "Hey look, its Kyle Chase!!"
Another Friend: "Yeah, more like Big Ears

At first ear

it's when u hear something for the first time

At first ear, it sounded cool.

At first ear

it's like when you hear something for the first time.

At first ear, it sounds way cooler than my old fridge.

Musicy ear

Essentially it means hearing all the details in a piece of music.

Sounds and vibrations that others have a hard time hearing or even cannot hear at all,

allowing someone with this ear to enjoy and understand music on deeper level.

Musicy ear

Boob Earrings

Better sounding term for “Nipple Piercings”.

Lisa, did you get new boob earrings? Love the bar bells!