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Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption
Hey dude, what happened to Darren?
Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)
Putting someone in a bumlock (similar to a headlock) and then whisking their rectum with the other hand.
I bent the lass over and give her the old bumlock egg whisk special
A roasted pigeon filled with semen
Josh: im so hungry right now
Ed: I've just finished making a Yorkshire creme egg if you want it
The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
An extremely deep philosophy believed to be created in the summer of 2018. The origins of how it was created has never been specified. The philosophers who created this phrase may have been on crack. The phrase We Are All Egg can be used in any context.
Do you ever just think about the deeper meaning of life?
Yes. We Are All Egg. Hail Gru
Homemade version of the Egg McMuffin, Made by your MOM
My Mom made me a Egg Mom Muffin for breakfast this morning
a female with an empty egg carton is usually infertile due to birth control or excessive drinking or general drug use.
they are females to keep away from since they're used up and can't deliver children properly.
A: yoo bro what do you think of britanny?
B: empty egg carton dude. all she does is drink and sleep around
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