DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU DONT WANT TO FIGHT
HER: hey girlll
ME: IF YOU DONT WANNA FIGHT THEN STFU
When 2 Jeff’s are friends they don’t fight
The closest person next to you is Jeff, Jeff’s don’t fight each other it’s in the law book
You and your friend fill 2 condoms with your own poop, until they become really hard and stiff. Then you start having a sword fight with them. Whose condom breaks first and lets out the contents loses and shall be ashamed.
Adam and Tommy had a baguette fight yesterday. It was funny and messy at the same time.
When two girls rub their genitalia together. . . also known as scissoring, guaving, fur trading,
"Those two dykes are gonna skunk fight tonight"
based on the ads for Diamond Shreddies, it means to argue over things that are basically the same.
"Dude, that's a circle,"
"Naw man, it's an oval!"
" Oh, come on stop fighting over shreddies!"
"Is that a husky-terrier, or a husky-poodle?"
"Dude, it's a dog, don't fight over shreddies."
Chad easily took round one, kicking TylerTheGoat with his strong hooves. But, Tyler took rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10. Chad took 11, and 12 was a tie. TylerTheGoat easily took the dub.
Did you see the fight between ChadTheCow and TylerTheGoat? It was so entertaining and Tyler easily won! #TylerGotTheDub #RipChadTheCow #JusticeForTylerTheGoat #ChadTheCowWillNeverFightAgain
All participants eat greasy, saucy, and drippy foods. Then they wrestle around without washing their hands.
After we kill these ribs do you wanna have a grease Fight?