unfollowing ghosts

When your a try hard instagrammer so you threaten to unfollow them if they don’t like your post

Heyyyy Peeps Like Recent, Unfollowing Ghosts!!!

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Ghost cancel

When you cancel plans with someone by just ghosting them.

We were supposed to work out but she never called and confirmed, she just ghost cancelled on me.

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Ghost fuck

Pretending to be interested in a person and pursuing a relationship. Once you fuck him/her, you slowly disappear from communication. Ghost. Each day a few less texts until none at all.

I had awesome sex on Friday but now he ghosted me. I got ghost fucked.

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Ghost Skating

Skateboarding while your high.

The activity of skateboarding post inhaling marijuana smoke.

John broke his ankle while he was ghost skating for some munchies.

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Turd Ghost

A fart

He cleared the room with one of his infamous Turd Ghost.

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Ghost toast

When you make a piece of toast from bread and put it somewhere and never find it. Where does it go?

I made toast and now I cannot find it. It is ghost toast I guess.

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Ghost of Oden

A semen stain.

I totally left a ghost of oden on his couch last night.

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