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Autistic ahh horse

A horse who runs off cliffs and gets you demolished in the wild west and red dead

Person 1: GOD DAMN IT MY AUTISTIC AHH HORSE JUST JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF!
Person 2: Damn bro that's just crazy...

by Spliceez March 8, 2023

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Riding the tiny horse

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).

I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.

by Stormplum June 22, 2021


eat horse shit

a way of saying something that is false

Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit

by Tyler_Buddha20 October 1, 2015


beat the third horse

Verb:

1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.

2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.

Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.

"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"

by J.Demosa March 29, 2017


When you're on a horse

A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.

Luke: When you're on a horse

*proceeds to shit uncontrollably"

by Gore finger February 3, 2022


Generation High Horse

Generation High Horse : a term to describe any generation that precedes the next. Often represents behaviour's including: 'Condescension, Shaming, Blaming, Lying, Slavery'. People in this generation don't want to lose any perceived power and although they have great wisdom to share, they often get caught up in the power struggle rather than actually preventing the new generations from making the same mistakes.

Monkey 1: My brother told me I shouldn't start practicing voodoo...
Monkey 2: Did he say why?
Monkey 1: No he just said, trust me I'm older.
Monkey 2: Do what ever you want, he is generation high horse...

by NutsAwiezBuh April 20, 2018


Windsor Horse Rangers

A place to meet horrible ppl that cling to u for the rest of ur life. I warn you, do not go here as you will be stuck with them on calls at 1 in the morning. instead befriend the cat.

THE CAT IS DEAD

(i killed it)

do not go to Windsor Horse Rangers. It will end your life...

by Emilyxoxo March 5, 2022