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The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.
Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.
That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.
My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.
Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.
I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet
"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"
Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.
My aunt is a southern ham slut.
One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.
“Did Dustin do the dishes?”
“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”
Also known as a "Bologna Bungalo", It is a shed or shack mainly used for Sexual acts with ones self.
Person 1: You going out tonight?
Person 2: No, I need to get in my Ham Shack and get rubbed down.
Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.
I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!
fingering or performing oral on the loose flaps of a roastie's labia. may also refer to giving oral to a fat chick
"dude you know your girlfriend is a roastie right?
"You've been rummaging the ham haven't you?