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After chopping jalepenos, habaneros, or other hot chili pepper, don't wash your hands, and perform oral sex (with lots of hand action) on your partner. There regions will begin to burn and they'll jump around in circles like a Mexican Hat Dance!
For a guy: Man fool! I met this chick at the margarita bar downtown, and I really liked her until she gave me that Mexican Hat Dance.
For a girl:
This douche bag/loser/asshole at the bar won't leave me alone. I should take him home and give him a Mexican Hat Dance! Then maybe he'd back off!
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1) a cowboy hat constructed from scrap metal found in a closet.
2) the symbol of an alliance, usually for nefarious purposes, between a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.
3) a screenplay that results from the collaboration of a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.
"and then they ended it with a wrench fight on the space station! that was some real aluminum cowboy hat action there!"
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an unattractive/ugly person or thing
That chick you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of foreskins
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A beaver so big you can wear it like a hat.
Damn Alex you have a beaver hat.
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When giving an obese man or woman oral sex and one has to rest folds of stomach fat on ones head representing a hat which is shared with the genetalia.
Girl 1: Did you get the ride lastnight?
Girl 2: Yeah I had 1 too many WKD's and ended up Sharing a hat in the disabled toilets of the club!
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A paper toilet seat cover that you use on a public toilet so you don't get other people's crap on your ass.
"I needed to you the restroom at the Burger King but there weren't any mexican party hats to put down on the toilet".
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When you lose a game of tetris
That was a classic shoe in the hat trick, you lost bad.
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