A horse who runs off cliffs and gets you demolished in the wild west and red dead
Person 1: GOD DAMN IT MY AUTISTIC AHH HORSE JUST JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF!
Person 2: Damn bro that's just crazy...
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Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).
I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.
a way of saying something that is false
Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit
A moustache is sometimes called a Giant Horse Vagina, due to it's utterly close resemblance to an actual horse's vagina. Moustaches also go by a few other names, such as Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers. First used by Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
Meg: OMG Peter, What's on your face???
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!
Slang for wanting to do some ketamine. With Ketamine being horse tranquilizer, saying your horse is sick means you need it’s medicine.
“My horse is sick, you know what that means”
To be terrible
Living at home as an adult can really stink like a horse.
A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.
Luke: When you're on a horse
*proceeds to shit uncontrollably"