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A place to meet horrible ppl that cling to u for the rest of ur life. I warn you, do not go here as you will be stuck with them on calls at 1 in the morning. instead befriend the cat.
THE CAT IS DEAD
(i killed it)
do not go to Windsor Horse Rangers. It will end your life...
Person 1: Bro what's the time?
Person 2: 10.30am
Person 3 (already several drinks in): Nah boys, it's horse o' clock
Generation High Horse : a term to describe any generation that precedes the next. Often represents behaviour's including: 'Condescension, Shaming, Blaming, Lying, Slavery'. People in this generation don't want to lose any perceived power and although they have great wisdom to share, they often get caught up in the power struggle rather than actually preventing the new generations from making the same mistakes.
Monkey 1: My brother told me I shouldn't start practicing voodoo...
Monkey 2: Did he say why?
Monkey 1: No he just said, trust me I'm older.
Monkey 2: Do what ever you want, he is generation high horse...
This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.
"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."
"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."
A horse who runs off cliffs and gets you demolished in the wild west and red dead
Person 1: GOD DAMN IT MY AUTISTIC AHH HORSE JUST JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF!
Person 2: Damn bro that's just crazy...
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Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).
I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.
a way of saying something that is false
Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit