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You know what's funny? When people take catch phrases from funny movies, television shows, and comedians, then they repeat them in their best impression, regardless of their awkward accent, gender or lack of comedic timing. I can't get enough of it. My favorite example of this comes from a skit on "Chappelle's Show," in which Dave Chappelle does a parody bio of 80's pop singer Rick James.
The popular phrase from this skit is when Chappelle says "I'm Rick James, bitch!" Now everyone from fat Everquest nerds (yes I know I'm being redundant by calling an Everquest nerd "fat," don't email me) to pimply faced high school kids around the world repeat this phrase every chance they get, giggling spastically every time one of them says it in their crackling pre-pubescent voice.
I don't know how, but every time someone does their impression of Dave Chappelle saying "I'm Rick James, bitch," it keeps getting funnier and funnier. Man, I never get tired of hearing people repeat their favorite lines from Chappelle's show. Of course, this begs the question: are these people paying homage to Chappelle, or are they cheapening the phrase, making it tired and unfunny? I did some research to find out what qualification these fans had, and posted my findings in the percentages.
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//99.9999999842955449907481404254% of //people are not Dave Chapelle
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//.0000000157044550092518595846% of //people are Dave Chapelle
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//*Source: US Census Bureau. World //Population estimated at 6,367,619,885
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The results were surprising: the graph above suggests that 6,367,619,884 out of every 6,367,619,885 people in the world are not Dave Chappelle, and therefore should shut the hell up. This finding was in contrast to what I thought initially; that these fans were in fact qualified to use Dave's catch phrase, otherwise why would they parrot on endlessly like idiots desperate to make their peers laugh at the expense of permanently ruining an otherwise funny joke?
Look assholes, it's funny when Dave Chappelle says it, not you. I'm tired of people adopting speech patterns, catch phrases, and their entire personalities from movies. When Jim Carrey's "Ace Ventura" came out, every prick I know did their worst "allllrighty then" impression. You can still hear it echoed by smug school girls who try to compensate for their lack of personality and any semblance of wit by chanting this mantra so maybe you won't notice that they're lying whores. The worst is when some gabby bitch is the center of a party, and someone tells an awkward story, to which she'll pause a beat, roll her eyes, then say "oooooookayyyyy!" Then she thinks it's funny and she high fives all her snobby bitch friends who watch stupid shit like "Will & Grace" and "Average American Family deals with gay daughter," all while listening to whiny angst-filled "emo" bullshit and taking everything Carson Daly says as gospel. I hope you choke.
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Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.
My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.
I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.
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A response given when the responder does not with to answer the aforementioned question.
Taken to mean the worst case scenario answer
"did you have sex with her yet?"
"I'm not going to answer that question."
"I see.. I hope you used protection"
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General term of being superior. Used on people though of as weaker or on women. Coined by a comedian. Variations include Hold my drink bitch. May be said after a bitch-slap.
Slap! Coooold-blooooooded, I'm Rick James bitch.
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Part of the Lyrics to Party Rock Anthem written by the famous LMFAO. Right after this is said starts the awesome shufflin' dance which was danced by the people who were taken over by the shuffling. Awesome people know the dance and can do it pretty well you would be crazy not to not know this dance. Other phrases that go with this would be: "Party Rock!", "Shake That!". You can also see the Kia Soul hamsters use this song in advertising their new lime green Kia Soul.
"Ever since that song came on, everyday they've been shufflin', Monday shuffle, Tuesday shuffle, Everybody in the whole world!"
The Music video shows it all, from dancing people to dancing robots.
"What do you do when your alone?"
"Every Day I'm shufflin'!"
"Oh no! Not you, too!"
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Getting a female to have intercourse with you.
James: "What good with that prospect?"
Pip: "Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
James: "Ahhh ya!" (Slap Hands)
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Phrase coming from the hit comedy central show, Dave Chapelle. Usually done in a voice mocking Rick James/ Dave Chapelle.
"I'm Rick James Bitch! Show me your titties"
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