A gynecologist.
Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.
My baby just got a sugar Brazilian wax. She’s going to be getting. Lot of clam jobs
I just got a clam job, her hands were wet and cold the whole time
The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.
"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"
a clam that has closed on a crab's leg
a crab feels a pain in its leg the cause of this was a crab clam
"When clams do kickflips" is a very similar phrase to when pigs fly, but it is a modernized term.
Brody might say "Hey Charles, do a backflip off that roof!" And Charles may respond "When clams do kickflips, bro."