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When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.
1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
The act of preforming fellatio on a prolapsed butthole
My favorite part of anal is the Irish lollipop afterwards.
To down an entire pint in one "sip"
Well that's just one Irish sip
A very weird YT channel that is full of cringe
have you seen that youtube channel Irish Pineapple people
When you grab the balls and proceed to twist powerfully, slow but very painful
My girlfriend gave me the Irish Road Hog last night.
When you’re so drunk you pee in your partners bed, and you wake up and leave without saying anything.
“I was so drunk last night I pulled an Irish piss and now I’m never going to talk to her again.”
The process of inserting a tuba into your partners anal cavity and attempting to pour beer through the tuba and into the anus. After your remove the tuba and fart out the beer in tune any Irish song.
Dude me and my frat bros did the Irish tuba last night, I’m sore.