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Masturbating in a hammock
I'm gonna smoke this joint, crawl into my hammock and do it island style.
Puerto Rico according to Tony Hinchcliffe.
"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"
-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024
Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump
Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."
When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.
Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”
a fox that kinda looks like a coyote it has a white muzzle gray fur and some orange patches of fur.
random preschooler:woah look a kitty!(pets "kitty")ouch it bit me! me:BECAUSE ITS AN ISLAND FOX DUMMY
An offshore province of New England dat had previously been separated from da mainland country and thus only reachable by boat or plane, but now has a vehicle-compatible bridge out to it.
Prince Edward Island is a good example of a "road island" in dat it used to be accessed mostly by car-ferries, but a bridge connecting it to Nova Scotia was eventually constructed.
When one completes a Falkland Island Flickergooning session, which involves gooning whilst flicking the firefighter's cap of a man's penis while taking part in a tribal ritual around a campfire, one is taken back to the year 1982 at the beginning of the Falklands War.
Hey man, just finished Falkland Island Flickergooning. Really helped ease my stress; You know, it's final's week.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.
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