such a cute handsome looking man with a very big dick good guy to date and is good in bed
who’s that oh that’s jacob
fuck he’s got
Jacob is a huge ass gamer and he will get mad if you disturb his "gamer time." He will always read your messages, but not always answer you. If you call him, be sure to be ready for a decline XD he's not a mean person, he is just socially awkward and doesn't really like the idea of "outta school contact," it's okay tho. He's a wonderful friend and he will always be there for you =)
Person 1: I can't believe him!
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Jacob! He's reading my messages but not answering me!
Person 2: he's a socially awkward person and you're interupting his gamer time.
Someone who has a small penis
Alex: Ugh!... Is that a Jacob
Him: I’m afraid so
Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.
Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
jacob is a guy who is everything.yiu can’t miss him he’s just great. but he’s a heart breaker..sooo try not to fall for a jacob.i did and i’m broken inside
me:omg look at him he’s really cute
friend:yea
me:he’s probably a jacob
Jacobs are a weird type of breed of human, they tend to have a sexual attraction to spice and life their life on it. A Jacob tends to have underboob fetishes and like to touch girls underboobs. Jacobs are also very determined and are sexy beasts.
Ethan: Yoo Jacob is whack fam, he be packin those spices tho he a spice master fr.
Nick: ah fr tho spiceeeeeee