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When you order your food from a sub or burrito spot and you're asked too many damn questions or they keep forgetting what you already answered.
"and you said lettuce and cheese?" no, I said no cheese and pickles. "what kind of bread again?" . -Damn, that place be Jersey Mike'in too much.
Here's Part 5 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. Go to my profile for previous. And you know what we made? CAMPBELLS'. FUCKING. SOUP. CAMPBELLS IS ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUP COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE NATION AND YOU KNOW THAT. We also have Wawas but I'm not sure if they're actually FROM NJ they might be a Pennsylvania or Connecticut thing. I'll go look it up. Yeah they're from PA but still we have a lot of wawas while you californians don't. And yes, we're the most dense. We're also in the top half of populous states (I think). If you live here you can go out to New York with your friends for your occasional good time. (However, the traffic on the turnpike can get big. Also always remember to take the HOLLAND tunnel. Lincoln tunnel sucks and it's irrelevant.) Despite having to pay a ridiculous toll fee, it's worth it. We've got one of the most dense cities in the US (Jersey City). Go to my profile for the last part part 6 it's up because i posted them all in the same 10 mins (i wrote the entire essay at once but then realized i couldn't post it so broke it up into parts after)
that's the end of New Jersey - Part 5
Having sex with your sibling while you're pumping your own gas.
Jake: Hey dude why weren't you at the Miley Cyrus concert yesterday?
Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".
Someone who dates a person because they are on a sports team
Jessica just posted a picture with James after hit football game. She’s such a jersey grabber!
A party that seniors/high school students on their last year of school host after receiving their school leavers jersey. It consists of BYO drinking (doesn’t have to be alcohol) and wearing your year 6 senior shirt that is symbolic of the memories you’ve had of high school.
Kai: “Hey Jessica, are you coming to the jersey party this saturday?”
Jessica: “Oh hey, yeah i am! Gonna bring some pepsi, are you goin?”
Kai: “yeah i’m going. see you then?”
Jessica: “Sure”
A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass
Do make me give you a jersey tant punch
I left some jersey milk on a girl's bed last night.