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Jesus Christing

verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them

"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."

by aigle March 15, 2020

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jesus jones

It's not jesus, its his brother.

Instead of jesus Christ... you would simply state.. jesus jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xfadingxsweetlyx October 4, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


liquid jesus

a liquid so amazingly amazing it is refered to as liquid jesus. same as saying it is holy

HOLY SHIT! THIS BEER! IT'S LIKE....LIKE....LIKE LIQUID JESUS!!!!

by /Joker/ January 30, 2009

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Air Jesus

In call of duty mw2 for the game winning killcam you jump off a large object and kill the other person before you hit the ground.

I just did an Air Jesus on dat hoe!

by Dirty pugsley March 17, 2010

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Teleprompter Jesus

Obama

The kool aid drinkers hung onto every word out of Teleprompter Jesus mouth

by gogoqueen66 August 30, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

A very lovable , and cool guy with many talents and also annoying at times, but overall very funny.

Jesus is a god from the past, or very nice and alot of love

by Sad boy loko January 9, 2018

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Jesus

Jesus loves you. He died on the cross for your sins.

Jesus

by Torah Infinity October 24, 2020

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