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the girl that everyone sees but doesn’t really notice how amazing she is until you have actually gotten to know her. The type of girl you miss when you go from seeing her everyday to once in awhile. The person that will dance all crazy with you who will listen to your problems who will make fun of you when you fall on your face and who will do the splints for no reason just because. she’s crazy beautiful but also just plain simple crazy
sadie johnson will not stop talking about the office does she listen to any other kind of music other than glee
When you perform a strange act on a form of food, most commonly sandwiches
'That idiot just pulled a Sam Johnson on that sandwich'
the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.
sam johnson is fucking amazing and is way better than that not richard
When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”
Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!
The most amazing beautiful gorgeous strong woman in the entire world loved by many but mostly by me
I love Alicia-Johnson and Want to marry her
Makes females write contracts and is insanely athletic for no reason. He is motion man!!
Have you seen Bryce Johnson? Why is he such a thot!?😂