July 11

the day that boys have to simp for girls real hard.

cj: u are so perfect, even when its not July 11
kate: I know simp.

July 24

National Pull ur gfs hair bc why not

Girl: *in bed*
Guy: *pulls hair*
Girl: what are u doijg😡
Guy/GIRL: ITS NATIONAL PULL UR GFS HAIR DAY aka July 24

July 24

The people born on July 24th are the most annoying people every and they are absolute brats!! But I love them regardless even tho they bump heads with everyone

Don’t mind her she was born on July 24

July 24

Little dick boy.

Jackson was totally born on July 24 th. (He's a little dick boy)

July 24

National give the last person you texted a gift day.

Kam: *gives kendall a gift*

kendall: what’s this for

kam: it’s July 24, national give the last person you texted a gift

July 9th

National thigh pic day and It can’t be blurry

Gabe: it’s July 9th guess wut

Natalia: fine

July 9th

day to give ur bestie a girl job
also another word for girl job

girl 1: hey girl u want a july 9th tonight
girl 2: wtf
girls 1: its a girl job
girl 2: yes pls