The most sweetest boy on the earth. He's kind, funny, cuddly, and just downright pretty. He has soft hair and wears hoodies all the time. He especially looks adorable in oversized hoodies. He may seem a little cold at first, but once you get to know him, he is incredibly sweet. You're so lucky to be dating him if you are. I love you so much my little angel. <3
their only quality is being a male…
have you met luke?
no but he sounds like a male
yeah that’s pretty much his only quality
wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.
Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke
Tends to be very thirsty. Look up light-weight for more info.
"Luke couldn't even get 185 on bench... what a thirsty light-weight."
A fat kid that loves mountain dew and Doritos
Luke is so fat