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When you take a shit in a Tim Hortons, pick it up and throw it at the cashier
My double double wasnt made correctly so I sent her a Tim’s Hail Mary
The most breathtakingly beautiful person, whom once you see, you automatically feel that connection. That person whom you know to spend your entire life with. Most likely to injure u 😋. Absolutely the most caring person that you'll ever meet. Someone that you'll be lucky to wait your whole life for and even afterwards happily wait at the Golden Gates for. Someone who will take care of you and always look out for your best interests! Will love and fall In love that she'll make it impossible for you not to feel the same! She'll be your one true love and your Soul mate. For all eternity! I love you Carmen
I've fallen in love with you Carmen Marie Mendoza and I can't live without you'
Usually used in the rules of RPG's which means someone creating the perfect character which has no flaws.
1: I was amazing and had a perfect personality!
2: You can't do that, Thats MARY/GARY SUEING!
A very normal ship. Totally. The lady who got pushed down those stairs named mari, x that stairs
Totally not a Omori reference
The only reason we watch entertainment tonight.
Mary Hart's Legs, Mary Hart's Legs, the only reason we watch this show is to see Mary's legs. Sung to the ET theme.
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A retarded fifth grade teacher in nadeen
Ali:yo Abdulla,miss anne-marie is retarded
Abdulla:YEES
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Jessica Alba's and Cash Warren's baby daughter.
Born on June 7, 2008
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have a beautiful baby daughter named Honor Marie Warren.
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