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To fill a condom with shit, freeze it, and proceede to use it as a dildo.
I gave Sarah a taste of that 'ole Minnesota mud pickle last night.
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When someone shits in your lap while your on the toilet and you grab them by the hair and rub their face in it.
"Brad was on the toilet for 45 minutes, so his wife shit in his lap and he gave her a Pendleton Mud Rub"
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To shit oneself, especially if scared
Two bounty hunters are patrolling near a swamp and are startled by a giant scorpion-like creature, which they then kill. Says one to the other "I really dropped some mud there". Attribution: from movie Riddick, 2013, roughly quoted. To drop some mud, i.e. shit oneself from fear.
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When a man cums on a woman's asshole and pussy.
I was fucking my girl so good last night and I came a huge load all over her asshole and pussy. It was the biggest creamy mud pie I'd ever given her.
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When a man is anal pounding a greek hottie, he pulls out and slaps her in the face with his shitty dick while ejaculating
Susan got Greek mud sausage from the whole football team
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the Most beautiful gal in the World
the other day I met this Mud Duck at work....she was so fine....I just had to have her
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To get laid, have sex, to fuck, or otherwise wet your willie.
He got a little mud for his duck.
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