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When you take a shit in a Tim Hortons, pick it up and throw it at the cashier
My double double wasnt made correctly so I sent her a Tim’s Hail Mary
The most breathtakingly beautiful person, whom once you see, you automatically feel that connection. That person whom you know to spend your entire life with. Most likely to injure u 😋. Absolutely the most caring person that you'll ever meet. Someone that you'll be lucky to wait your whole life for and even afterwards happily wait at the Golden Gates for. Someone who will take care of you and always look out for your best interests! Will love and fall In love that she'll make it impossible for you not to feel the same! She'll be your one true love and your Soul mate. For all eternity! I love you Carmen
I've fallen in love with you Carmen Marie Mendoza and I can't live without you'
The only reason we watch entertainment tonight.
Mary Hart's Legs, Mary Hart's Legs, the only reason we watch this show is to see Mary's legs. Sung to the ET theme.
When you shove anal beads up someone’s ass so much it goes into it's stomach.
Bob: “Hey Johnny what did you do this weekend?”
Johnny: “Well, I found a pair of anal beads in my girlfriends room”
Bob: “WTF?”
Johnny: “yeah but I gave her a Hail Mary after and now she knows who her daddy is”
A retarded fifth grade teacher in nadeen
Ali:yo Abdulla,miss anne-marie is retarded
Abdulla:YEES
Jessica Alba's and Cash Warren's baby daughter.
Born on June 7, 2008
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have a beautiful baby daughter named Honor Marie Warren.
A derogatory name for a generic young woman who is sexually permissive. First popularized in the movie “Full Metal Jacket”
That bitch I saw you with last night is a Mary Jane Rottencrotch. Wear two condoms dude.