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An invocation used by feminists who are Christian
Let's all pray in the name of the Mother, the Daughter, and the Holy Spirit, amen
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A tall glass of Monster energy drink and Orange juice over ice.
After a long weekend in Reno,Matt needed a"Good morning mother fucker" just to make the drive home.
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Your mother is gay so you are also
Your mother is gay so you are also your mother times 3
A female/male, female/female or male/male dual entity who are identical in their innate characteristics, idiosyncratic behaviors, aesthetics who get along without effort because of an immediate and mutual understanding of the other so much so that they must be identical twins whose conception is unknown.
Chelsea told Derek how much she admired his graphic design aesthetic and he said "I just try to copy what you do" and Chelsea replied "Really? Because I always try to liken my design to yours...we are definitely twins-from-another-mother!" Derek nodded his head in agreement and said "we certainly are..."
Someone that makes themselves a bitch that has children with their baby momma and still has sexual relations with her!!!
My male cousin is a bitch made mother fucker!!!
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This one is the worst of all the ultimate plot twist, it completely knocks ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur granpap a trap, and ur sister is a mister out of the park
Caleb: ur mom gay
Nick: ur brother is ur mother
Me:look at that pretty faced mother fucker
Her:love you too cock head
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