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face the music

In addition to the "standard" definition of someone's coming forward and submitting to others' wrath over some stupid blunder/selfish misbehavior that he has committed, this term can also refer to the guilty individual's sentence being that he is obliged to listen to one or more horridly-performed vocal/instrumental selections, or to endure a period of a music-type that he abhors, such as if he only likes crash 'n' bash hard-rock/heavy-metal, but is forced to endure an hour of opera or chamber music.

excerpt from an old late-'90's Reader's Digest article that humorously speaks about how many teenagers absolutely loathe hearing their "musically impaired" parents sing anything, and thus how forcing them to listen to said ear-grating vocalizing would be a far more effective punishment/crime-deterrent than any currently-employed methods, such as fines or jail: Judge, gravely: Young man, this is the third time you've come before me in this courtroom. This is a very serious situation.
Juvenile delinquent, sullenly: Yeah, whatever.
Judge: Your previously-lenient punishment does not seem to be working. Your behavior has not improved at all, and so I am going to have to give you the very stiffest sentence possible in this case --- you're really going to have to "face the music" now.
Juvenile delinquent, shrugging with a devil-may-care attitude: Yeah, what else is new?? So what's it gonna be --- more JAIL TIME?!?!?
Judge: No --- jail is too good for you. I'm gonna have your mom come up here and sing "America the Beautiful" on the court karaoke.
Juvenile delinquent, widening his eyes in horror: Oh, NO, Sir --- please --- anything but that, Sir! Send me back to jail --- make me do community service --- anything else --- just not THAT, Sir!

by QuacksO July 15, 2016

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country music

The Best music in the history of forevor!!!

Is the only type of music that does not include screaming, talking(i don't know how people think rap is MUSIC) or nething unbearable. Has lyrics about things that REALLY matter!!!! And every person sounds different where in rapping every1 sounds the same cuz there just talking!!(kan't buhleave people get PAID to talk while music is being played!!)

Sammy: Country music roxx!!!!
JoJo: YA! Let's go listen to some Taylor Swift!!

by cowluvr April 1, 2007

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music snob

someone who listens to music or bands that aren't that popular yet. whether it be good music or not, they don't like to share it.

I'm a music snob, I don't like to tell people bands

by eli tomas August 11, 2006

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good music

if you like it, then it's good music.

but, alas. there are a few exceptions;

listening to music, just because of the image of the band... that doesn't make the music bad, it just means... you should find your own thing... music you enjoy, not an image you want to copy.

music that your only listening to because your friends listen to it... WRONG!

personally, i think the best bands in the world are :

system of a down
green day
the killers
h.i.m
cky
bon jovi
the rasmus
three days grace
billy talent
theory of a deadman

etc...

britney spears is not good music. she brings toooooo much image, if you get my drift.

by LadyOfTheCrow August 25, 2006

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emo music

Emo began as a music style in the '90's, and has become associated with bands like My Chemical Romance, Fallout Boy etc. It became a style that mostly (NOT ALWAYS) focuses on the vintage-look (retro brand names etc). Being emo myself, you're all gonna think 'OMG IT'S AN EMO, SHE'S, LIKE, GONNA BE, LIKE, OMGWTFBBQ MY LIFE SUCKS EMO'S RULE THEY'RE SO HARDCORE OMG LMAO' or something like that. (I'm not taking the mick out of anyone, I swear. Sorry if I offended someone.) I'm not depressed all the time, I'm not always writing dark poems about life, and I'm not anorexically skinny (I laugh about that).

Why is emo associated with self-harm? Just because some people decided that any depressing self-destruction music MUST be emo?

Emos are usually, as far as I know, into the retro emo bands that began the emo craze, and the more modern bands like Panic! @ The Disco etc. The most common feature of emo is the hair with a side-parting. The bangs are NOT always covering one eye, NOT always dark, NOT always straight, NOT always shaggy for boys and NOT always short for girls.

The thing I've noticed that made me laugh about people's descriptions for emo boys was that they all wear trousers fitted for girls. WHAT A CROCK. I've never seen an emo boy dressed in trousers that are fit for girls. It would look a bit dumb, I mean, with the hips and all. So what if the trousers might be tight? It doesn't mean they're for girls! SERIOUSLY STRANGE. But if there is an emo boy who wears girls trousers, SORRY.

Another big thing for emo is the gloves/bracelettes and scraves. NOT everyone wears them but it's pretty common, from what I've seen.

I AM NOT AN EXPERT. This is my opinion and it's not always right! Emo is a fashion sense that may have stereotypes but not all emos follow them. Who can tell me they know EXACTLY what the emo fashion is? Anyone? I don't think even emos can really tell me.

Him: Everyone says I'm not emo because my hair isn't an emo hairstyle

Her: Stereotypes are fun, lets point and laugh

*Him and Her both point and laugh at the steroetypes dancing on the ceiling as emo music plays some place random in the background*

by KerrytheKiwi December 15, 2006

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grunk music

indie/grunge/punk/rock

comes from: grunge+punk=grunk

Grunk music is a type of music using indie/grunge/punk/rock: ie: free state prophets

by GEMSY August 17, 2006

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Emo Music

Emo Music is the harsh sounding squeal of a high pitched faggoty dark colored attire wearing prick with long bangs that cover the face/eyes and that that doesnt bathe for days(usually accommodated by a wool or polyester scarf). Usually composed of a grand total of 3-5 chords played repetitively in different ways, these songs are "Messages to America's Youth" about how shitty well-off suburban lifestyle is. These songs usually contain lyrics such as "I shed tears of blood for you", "I hate my life", "I cut myself again", and my personal favorite "We're just kids".

Whoever writes Emo Music needs to go to Kenya and get his ball sack accessorized into a spare change pouch for the homeless.

by Dr. Rufus December 12, 2008

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