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When the birth giver of nick, he calls her mom but everyone else calls her mommy.
You may wish to get some action with that sexy lady but can’t because shes nicks mom. Shes the only reason why you choose to hang out with nick and have sleepovers, waking up to waffles and eggs made from scratch with those two jugs right in front of you almost gives justice to nicks corny ass personality and fugly appearance you have to deal with.
Guy 1: woah dude nicks mom is hot af ong.
Guy 2: fr I wish I could fuck that milf
Guy 1: same but like shes nicks mom
Guy 2: fuck thats right I hate that
Going to another country to find answers
A: I'm going to to Japan
B: why?
A:To find answers why the domino app ft hatsune Miki YouTube video is deleted
B:You are Going Nick Robinson
Sean: "Dude, this steak is God plus Nick!"
Kate: "You not the boss of me!"
an incriment of marijuana. Not a dime bag, but a nickel bag of weed. When all you got is $5 on it and no friends around to pony up the other 5 bucks. If you must get high and dont have $10 for a dime bag one of these is purchased.
None of my boys are around to blaze and I'm kind of broke, maybe I'll just pick up a Nick Nolte.
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One by the name of nick who has a 4 inch penis.
"Hey look there's Tiny Dick Nick!
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When you discover that one of your childhood friends is getting into gay porn and sending pictures of himself to gay porn producers.
Let's send Keith a nick dick surprise.
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When you are done with a one night stand and the girl is passed out, you shit in one of her shoes as if you were St. Nick leaving her a treat.
Dave: "I fucked this girl last night and gave her The Dirty St. Nick"
Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"
Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".
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