Random
Source Code

bum swish

When the sweat from your anus and the sweat from your genitale mix together in your gunch.

Man this heat is really giving me some bum swish.

by Bum swisher December 6, 2016


Peepee bum

A word some parents teach their kids to refer to male genitalia so that they don't go around using the real word

"Mommy, why do boys have peepee bums and girls don't?"

by SingleMomHelen April 10, 2023


bum drunk

The act of drinking until drunkenness on a completely empty stomach.

No food, but a bottle of wine = bum drunk.

by NathanTo June 12, 2017


John is a Bum

John is such a bum

John is a Bum!!!!!

by totally not pilar November 4, 2020


Bum Salad

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.

Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.

by Sealion1616 November 25, 2017


Bum boarding

When a homeless person sits on your face.

Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.

by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020


Jelly-Bum

A jiggly, saggy, and flubby bum. Most wannabe skinny girls have them.

Wow, look at her jelly-bum!
Yea, it’s really saggy today...

by Jellybum125 July 11, 2019