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If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-
"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"
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something that melbourne people put on their snap stories for some reason
have u heard the song "calling my phone - lil tjay, 6lack"? Oh is that the one that all the melbourne kids put on their stories? yea
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This phrase is commonly used in response to some one who suspiciously claims claims they have done it all and seen before you. When in reality they probably haven't.
You-"Today I saw the most amazing thing in my life! it was this cage fight between a rabbit against this massive raptor!"
Group-"OOOOOOOOHHH AAAAAHHH"
Some person-"Oh I have seen that a thousand times before!"
You- "Go shove an i-phone in your burka"
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Mocking referral to busy cellusers
What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn cellers celling you!
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Something said by little children, mostly relatives, to annoy you.
Little timmy: do you have games on your phone?
Person: *Slaps the child*
At 3 am if you say "summon rapper lil pump" at three a.m. your phone will go off and say lil pump. it only stays up for a few seconds after answering and hanging up will waste his time and he will never call again.do not attemp to text or something really bad will happen.
hey dude don't do the 3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning or you will die
The friend that forgets the password the his phone and doesn't know how to get it opened and is constantly locking the phone for 5-10-15 minutes and even a hour. Life hack don't forget your password to your phone 📱
That friend that forgets his password to his phone