When a clumsy, well endowed girl hits you in the face with her boobs so hard you die, but you come back from the dead to experience that body one more time.
Be careful around Jamie. She'll ghost-boob you in a second.
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breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows
When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.
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Tits that only come out at Mardi-Gras
Naked tits for free to see, touch, suck on, motor boat and plenty of em
The biggest gnarliest tits you've ever seen in your life
"We gone drive down Nawlins' see all dat free Mardi-boob, yeehaww ."
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The condition where it's so cold outside that your boobs turn blue from freezing temperatures. And In severe cases come with hard nipples that can cut glass.
Holy crap Linda I'm so cold I have blue boobs!
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no boobs nation, aka nbn, is the funniest and most chaotic gc in stan twt
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This is a description of when your boobs get really sweaty. This is on those hot muggy days when everything sags and droops. Your boobs start hanging like the amazon women in the jungle and there are pools of sweat in your bra.
"Girl, it's so hot I've got jungle boobs!"
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The act of sending pictures of your boobs, co-workers boobs, and friends boobs, to your husband/boyfriend on his birthday.
Dude that's awesome she had all her friends send you birthday boobs
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