Rural Dictionary

hair metal

A genre that like most genre of music has some good bands but also has some posers. The posers really make the genre look bad.

An example of a good bands would be Motley Crew.

An example of a poser band would be Kiss. They are more of a travelling theatrical group than they are actually a band.

But I must say Hair Metal really isn't metal at all. Nothing is heavy about it.

Me: What is your fav. type of metal.
Person: I like hair metal.
Me: But I said metal.
Person: They are metal, they have alot of hair.
Me: That has nothing to do with anything.

by Okita-Kun October 4, 2005

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Blue Hair

Like blue balls, but it's about your hair
Blue Hair is caused by taking a shower but not washing your hair
...something just doesn't feel complete about it

a case of Blue Hair . . . I feel for you, bro

by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2017

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hair band

A notoriously crappy type of 80's rock band, with several notable exceptions. Distinguishing characteristics are big hairdoes (hence the name), constantly changing drummers, and a band name that is either nonsensical or based on a location.

You know the ones I'm talking about.

by Hablacraja July 13, 2004

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mousy hair

Having a drab, pale brown hair color. Almost gray (ish) In easier words: A REALLY UGLY BORING HAIR COLOR WHICH NEEDS TO BE STYLED PROPERY (brown hair always falls under this definition . . . sometimes blonde, but mostly brown)

You know that your hair is mousy if it's not necessarily a medium brown shade, not necessarily a blonde, just in the middle... with a hint of gray.

Lina: "That girl has a really pretty face!"
Maria: "Yea, obviously. But look at her hair... it's like a tangly light brown gray split ended... style... it ruins her face! What's the name for hair like that?"
Lina: "You're right. It's called "mousy hair". Thank GAWD my hair is not like that.."
Maria: "That's only cause you dye it"

by cristallina December 12, 2006

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