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This is when a man/boy has a long foreskin which makes their penis look like a volcano
For example, Rhys McGowan sent a dick pic to Abbie and then Abbie said he has a volcano penis
when you stick your dick inside hot dog buns and you season it with mayo
Person 1:"you ever tried a penis hotdog?"
Person 2:"NO WHAT THE FUCK"
when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch
dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis
When a man wears really tight shorts. So its like his bits are on show.
Loving the new penis rack on beckham, leaves nothing to the imagination.
A pre-nsfw-purge Tumblr holiday where men would post nudes
Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times
“Travis, put your dick away, after the Tumblr purge there’s no such thing as a penis Friday!”
When a girl gets done sucking you and try's to kiss you afterwards.
Girl: all done baby
Guy: wow thanks
Girl: "tries to kiss guy" babee why won't you kiss me?
Guy: because girl, you got penis lips
When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.
John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.