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An older person that is dating someone under 13.
Eddie is a play pen pirate, his girl cant get into a PG-13 movie.
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Taurus is her sign, & she is STUBBORN! Swanky is exremely dedicated once you've shown her your intent.
Swanky gives & expects; fairness, respect, & honesty.
A music, & fashion lover! Pleased with originality & diversity, visually stimulated, & isn't quite the drinker people associate with Pirate Hookers.
Founder - Pirate Hooker Nation (secret sisterhood)
That Swanky Pirate Hooker,?, original she moves to her own beat.,
FromPirate Hooker Nation Swanky Pirate Hooker - founded secretly long ago....
The Swanky Pirate Hooker could ROCK that, she's got her own style!!
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A completely pointless and useless arguement that came from nowhere and is going nowhere. It has no relevence to the modern world or science, but people constantly fight over whether the Pirate or the Ninja is superior.
Person 1: Hey, man. Pirate versus Ninja?
Person 2: Uh... Ninja?
Person 1: WHAT? You're a ninja?
Person 2: All right, all right. I'm a pirate.
Person 1: WHAT? You're a pirate?
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A shot that will be sure to knock you on your ass...if you want it to. Created by myself and a good friend on the campus of Purdue University, be sure to visit Harry's Chocolate Shop and ask for one, they'll know what your looking for!
Ingredients:
1/3 Malibu Rum
1/3 Pineapple Juice
1/3 Bacardi 151
If you want it extra smelly, go a little lighter on the pineapple juice and a little heavier on the 151!
Hey bartender! Can we get some smelly pirate hookers over here!?!?
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One who wears mesh tank tops, daisy dukes, or those shiney richard simmons shorts. Also anyone that does not agree with your point of view.
Bill is a smelly pirate hooker. I can't believe he wore his mesh tanktop again...
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A Peter Pan Pirate is a person who has given up the luxuries of modern life and turned in their adulthood for a never-ending childhood. Their job is to steal from the rich and give to the poor, but always keep a bit of bootie for themselves. They run around naked and sit in a circle and play duck-duck-goose. even though they could have steel ships and guns, they stick to wooden ships and swords. Peter Pan Pirates (aka the P.P.Ps) are rarely seen today, but they still exists, somewhere.
"Mom who is that guy in a funny costume?" asks the little boy.
"SHH! That's a Peter Pan Pirate. Stay away from him." says the mom as the Peter Pan Pirate buys his fruit and heads towards his glorious wooden vessel.
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blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face
man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
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