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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

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Post-Birth Abortion

The act of disposing of babies up to 36 months old

Post-Birth abortion is not legal across the globe as of right now

by Some Cuck October 6, 2018

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Post Incubus Depression

compareable to post Harry potter sadness, post incubus depression is the feeling of emptiness after seeing incubus perform in concert. Almost as if you miss Brandon Boyd even though you have never met him.

Hey mike wanna come over and chill? Nah man I think I'm just gonna stay home and listen to incubus. Dude..... Mike you need to get over the Post Incubus Depression. I know they were awesome but they will come around again.

by RJZim January 31, 2012

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Post-Christmas Dumping

A popular, yet unheard of holiday tradition that usually takes place the night of Christmas or at any point in time on the day after Christmas. In this tradition, one locks his or herself in a bathroom for an unusually large period of time and painfully excretes all holiday fruitcakes consumed over the past few days. This tradition is a wonderful way to say say goodbye to the Christmas season and to prepare your bowels for the upcoming new years.

Brian: That was a great Christmas season. Best Christmas ever!
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.

by TheDirtyHoodelum December 26, 2014

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Post Orgasmic Derp

Defined as a state of mind achieved only after orgasm. One that leaves the individual unable to form rational or even basic thought, much less coherent thought. (See also 'derp')

"Amanda stumbled over her sentences while in the throes of her Post Orgasmic Derp."

by XTheMazoku'sLoverX December 29, 2011

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mississippi post-it note

When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.

My girl forgot the milk so I gave her a nice mississippi post-it note to remember next time.

by mississippi snappin turtle November 16, 2011

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Post-breakup hotness

The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup

Did you see Lana yesterday?! She looked good. She's got that post-breakup hotness working for her.

by joecoolthefool July 3, 2016

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