If you are a potatoe man you are born with many skills. They are usually sport related skills. If you are nicknamed "potatoe man" you will get all the girls and be very popular. You will never get rejected by anyone and most girls crave to date you and most boys crave to be friends with you.
Girl 1: oh look it's potatoe man he's so hot
Boy 1: I wish I could be friends with potatoe man
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This is when you place a potato spud in a womenβs pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.
Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious
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When you use a potato peeler to remove someones skin, almost like your peeling a potato.
Last night I have that bitch the Potato Peel, I gotta clean the floor now.
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The act of sending a really goofy photo of yourself looking like a potato to someone you didn't intentionally send to. You intended the photo to send to your best friend, but you sent it to your crush, this is shameful.
I am De Potato! I accidentally sent a photo of me pulling a face like a strained fish to John when I was supposed to send it to Lucy!
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he is a youtuber with 22 subs or 21 please subscribe to him he's my best friend his birthday is coming up so that would be a great surprise
ethan the Potato on youtube
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When someone gets very angry and yells in a gravelly tone.
I know I forgot your uncle's middle name, you don't have to potato yell!
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A term referring generally to a male human who wakes up at 1 pm and then proceeds to do nothing but browse reddit and 9gag.
Person A: so after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, and doing nothing but browsing reddit and 9gag up until now
Person B: You are a useless potato
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