raw potato

a raw potato is someone very cool

look at that guy, he's definitely a raw potato, I wish I was just like him

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potato lily

Greg Demmon

Person 1: "where's greg?"
Person 2: "oh, you mean that potato lily?"

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potato cunt

What a woman calls the hoe who stole her man in a Hallmark movie.

"He's leaving me for that potato cunt!!!!"

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Smol potatoe

1.Someone who is smol, potatoe and innocent.
2.4 stage of becoming the 6 stage of (Lin Manuel Miranda)!
3. A naive person

You are a smol potatoe.

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Potato-ing

Slang Verb "To potato"

When an animal, usually a cat, lays on their back with legs splayed out, seemingly relaxed and comfortable. They may or may not be performing the "belly trap" in an attempt to lure an unsuspecting human in, and tear their limb off.

"Aww, look the cat is potato-ing again."
"Don't pet her tummy, it's a trap"

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Potato farming

This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.

Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious

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potato candy

The term potato candy can be used to refer to french fries. It may also apply to other forms of potato products.

"pass the potato candy."

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