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A play on the phrase 'is so hot right now', but is used to explain how cool you think you are by associating yourself with someone or something else that is really cool. This is normally said by dumb model chicks and over the top metrosexual men
1. Zac Efron is so me right now
2. Katy Perry is so me right now
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Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back on the phone.
I tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend Peter, but all I get is his sister on the phone telling me he's not home right now.
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The action of blowing your nose as loudly as you can no matter where you are
Ill person: *sniffs*
Their friend: dude you need to blow your nose
ill person: yeah I'll just give it a right good Kyle Anderson
The act of a man sticking his dick in a waffle maker and then a woman having her full arm (right side) firmly in the mans ass. While singing Roar by Katy Perry.
Jon wanted to spice up things with his wife so he had her help him with a right handed waffle slam.
White supremist, racist, anti-black.
Yo you got a right side eyebrow piercing? I guess you hate black people.
Brenda's (dill pickle) spirit animal. Every time one dies, Brenda feels it in her stomach.
"Yo Dill Pickle, you aight?"
"Nah my stomach is full of plastic because a North Atlantic right whale ate some coca cola bottles. Like bitch, it ain't plankton..... STOP!"
"Cya Dilly."
"Bye bitch <3"
Something that is deployed to the nearest synagogue.
- Hey, did you Jacob guy? Apprently, he was jewish!
- That explains he was such an asshole about everything, damn it, I wish I caught it earlier! Let's call the right wing death squad.
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