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A slang word for a huge cum shot…
bro, i blew the fattest Australian Snot Rocket last night.
Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
The pocket rocket thunder dome is a sexual move in which you let your girl friend sit on your friends lap whilst massaging her *AHEM* once she starts to get really loud you let your friend have his way with her,until she passes out,after that you let her sleep in her own puddle of fluids whilst you take out a condom and blow it up to look like a rocket and piss in it,then shove it deep inside her and burst it
Friend:dude your gf looks super tired and worn out
Prtd guy:oh yea,we tried out a new sex move called pocket rocket thunder dome,and she loved it,best move out there
Occurs when you drink too many red bulls and cum too fast and/or too hard
Man, I drank four monsters and gave my chick the rocket fizz.
The act of cumming in a girls nostril and letting her shoot it back at you
Gage made me have a big love rocket
when a girl is horny, her nipples go up like a rocket .
these bitches in the Jacuzzi have nipple rockets .
damm these bitches nipples so hard.
When a guy dips his dick into a bag of coke and a girl sucks it off
Last night I got a Columbian rocket pop. It kinda reminded me of the time I got a Peruvian snow cone.