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When a young adult enters a disabled toilet leaving them vulnerable. His mates open the door whilst he tries to hide his package.
Hey Ryan Jones was trying to hide his package earlier!
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When the moon is visible on your hemisphere Saturday takes a hold of Ryan transforming him into Saturday Ryan. Upon transformation Saturday Ryan begins kissing, licking, and seducing everyone around him regardless of gender, age, or race. It can get very inappropriate but limits the use of homophobic slurs.
"Saturday Ryan sucked my ear on Saturday." - Evan M. -23y.o.
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some random ass dude hes a fat noob who deserves nothing but pain (this guy doesnt exist at all btw)
guy : hey guys do u know Ryan Mason other guy: yeah i heard hes a fat fuck
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Ryan Sribar is somebody who cannot physically brings himself to say “no” and/or cannot show signs of assertiveness because he’s soft. Some people call him a simp because he can be simpy.
Girl: You see that guy over there? I’m going to ask him for a ride.
Girl #2: Oh, that’s Ryan Sribar. He can’t say no because he’s a simp.
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The get into your face coach, that no matter what, will tell you his fucking opinion and not give two shits about what you think. He led the New York Jets to the AFC Championship game his first year as head coach and was able to berth some greatness. He takes after his father quite well, who was the defensive coordinator for the 1985 Chicago Bears, who went 15-1 and won the Superbowl.
Also, Rex Ryan is a little chubby, making his opinions much more dominant and understanding. If he was a slim fellow, he'd be given much more shit, but they know not to fuck with this guy.
"Did you see that Rex Ryan interview? Fucking greatness. That guy never dissapoints"
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1. Refers to the constant state of the glass being half empty 2. A pure pessimist.
Brendan, "I have been listening to this guy talk all day about the world seemingly coming to an end. It's driving me up the wall!"
Mike, "Man that guy is so Ryan Doran."
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A guy who is half Colombian, half European.
Plays video games, and jacks off to pictures of his best friend Ryan Patrick.
Thinks he's the shit, and isn't. Sucks dick for coke. And is also still in the closet.
Hey, did you see that guy? He reminds me of Ryan Moseley.
Yeah, what a dick.
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