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Self-Bedazzling

Lying about something to make you appear cooler, busy, or professional.

Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.

by DarkIBL May 29, 2016


self-rant

When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself

Bro I couldn't sleep last night because I was mad at myself so I started to self-rant

by fuckinghatemylife January 17, 2024


Self whore

Is the process of self satisfaction when you don't have a partner.

Bro, I was watching some training videos and I was self whore to my self . I didn't realize how easy I was.

by Eggplant fireman December 17, 2016


Self-whore

A person who devotes a large amount of their time to themselves for any reason

"Damn, Adam has stopped hanging out with us and sits plays video games at home all day."
"Yeah, what a self-whore'

" Wow, Katia has been studying a lot recently, she's becoming a self-whore"
"Good for her! I wish I knew how to focus on my work as good as she does"

by CraZboy November 26, 2021


self chod

noun: an instance in which you fuck yourself

verb: to fuck yourself, to fuck up, to self-sabotage

"Jon says he want to make friends, but he always cancels plans last minute. He's such self chod."
Oedipus learned that he had bedded his mother, and plucked out his own eyes. It was a real self chod.

by montypythonllama August 07, 2017


Self-Date

An empowering way to spend quality time with yourself to boost your own self-love and self-worth.. treating yourself with the same love/ care as you would someone you care about!
It could be going for a solo trip.. or going to a hobby class.. going to the movies.. or an indulgent spa-cation..

The idea is to value your own time and relationship with yourself!

Ever since I started to Self-Date.. I started realizing how toxic my ex was!

She may be in a relationship.. but that doesn't mean she can't Self-Date too!

by June 21, 2022


Urban Self Storage

Storage that is tailored to the needs of people and businesses who live in an urban environment, like London.

Who dem new guys f*ckin sh*t up in storage? Oh that's HOLD, the new urban self storage people

by BillyMoss87 August 20, 2024