buy-sexual

One who buys sex, othewise known as john.

I can't afford to be buy-sexual...

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sexual harassment

One of the many things a woman can use to control men.

Mary: Hey baby, Wanna go to my place after work and do it on the couch?
Joe: Yes!
Mary: Sexual harassment! He's trying to harass me! HELP!
Joe: WTF?!?!?
Police: Alright you perv your going to jail.

Tom: Hey foxy lady I want to sexually harass you up.
Susie: You disgusting perv! Hey thats sexual her ass ment!
Tom: hmmm....sexual her ass

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tri-sexual

Anyone who likes Animals, Plants, and Machines.

Eric - Well last night, I was with my girlfriend, a venus fly trap, and a car tail pipe.
Dave - So you're tri-sexual?

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emo sexual

little pussy emo kid who cries and mopes all the time over dumb shit

kyle: whats wrong dave?
dave: tammy said i'm suffocating her
kyle: YOU EMO SEXUAL BITCH! *SLAP*

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alternatively sexual

Sexual orientation other than heterosexual. Encompasses all other forms and combinations of sexual attraction Acknowledges that there is more than just LGBTQ.

I have lots of alternatively sexual friends. Some are gay but a few are pansexual.

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sexual penis

its a penis of which has sex with a womens vagina, this is important to use because if you dont have a sexual penis then your penis is fucking broken.

do you have a sexual penis?

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Sexual sex

The action of sexual sex is when you have all types of sex with someone before then pulling down their bra and , before they can react , rub their boobs all over you (usually rubbed over your head) you may wish to put your face up there vagina . If your a girl these means to try to eat a boys dick with sexual passion and love.

Friend :man , I want sex with her
Me: try sexual sex , I did to a girl last night , she was all over me!

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