A subclass of the pyro who mainly uses the neon annihilator (crits if the enemy is underwater) in tf2.
Guy: I feel like playing pyro shark today!
*Half the maps don't even have water*
Guy: Fuck
To make someone bleed during sex
He sharked me last night
To make someone bleed while having sex.
Last night he sharked me.
“Dad will you pick me up a pregnancy test”
“Honey you’re not pregnant you’re just fat.”
“Damn girl you just got sharked by your own dad.”
Getting your cooter vigorously ate.
“let’s play the shark game, I eat you scream”
a sexy shark product that can only be bought in PipstarShark, a water bottle that has a heater, a button that plays a prerecorded hydrate and a straw that is shaped like a dick, and a note that says: "Don't refund or give a bad rating or else you get kidnapped 💋💋💋" Love, -Pipstar-
my shark waterbottle is cool