A month invented by homophobes to mock lgbtq+ issues
homophobe: wHy iSnT tHeRe A sTrAIgHt pRiDe mOnTh
normal human: because straight people don't need a straight month, because straight people don't face hate or violence about their sexuality
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Weβre people dance and wave there chachas around everywhere and think it looks cool
βHey did you see that new TikTok dancer?β
βNo Iβm not on straight TikTokβ
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Someone or something that is so bad, lame, bland and a waste of time that it's beyond being shit. Like calling it shit would be a compliment at that point.
Friend one: Who books a meeting at 4.30 on a Friday?
Friend two: A straight sewer.
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Swagged-out to the max; the word incredible on steroids.
Bro, that mixtape is straight juicing.
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a term from the legendary SoundCloud rapper "Lil'Skeet" referring to something awful or unacceptable.
You:*looses at snake game*
Lil'Skeet: MANS YOU'RE STRAIGHT DOODOO
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to throw up for multiple hours, even though the consumption of alcohol was very small.
Guy 1: Dude how much did she have to drink?
Guy2: Not a lot at all, maybe 2 beers and a little bit of captain.
Guy 1: Well she's straight tak'in everywhere bro.
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An egocentric man who is so weak and useless, that he is not even able to satisfy his own female partner.
Dudeβs girlfriend came to visit after they haven't seen each other in a while, and that straight faggot was so self absorbed that he only got drunk and didn't bang her.
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