When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.
Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise
The act of 69-ing with a pocket pussy on all testicles but you must have done these steps before engaging otherwise it be kinda gay doe:
1. PUT ON BLACK SOCKS IMMEDIATELY BEFORE LOCKING THE DOOR
2. You must already be high before engaging
3. If one of the members is a female you must shove a dildo in every hole
Jared: Aye yo bruh we finna Super Succ Surprise 69420? Im wearin black socks
Jarod: Yeo bruh go shut the door and pull out my blunts
Jared: Alright bet
when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."
When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.
When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.
Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.
Depression, but its a song.
No alarms and No Surprises, please.
When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.
"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."