Good Luck Charlie

The best show on Disney Channel after Phineas and Ferb ends. It's about a girl named Teddy making a video diary to help guide her baby sister Charlie into her awkward family. some of the jokes have some innuendo in them, but most disney shows don't have them so we laugh at them

Person 1: Hey? Did you watch "Good Luck Charlie" last night?
Person 2: WTF was THAT?
Person 1: a cool show on disney channel
Person 2:*pukes*
Person 1: Well go watch it, and if you don't, ILL KILL YOU

minutes later

Person 2: Uh..
Person 1: It's OK, it's not for everyone

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Blow Me Charlie

The eniglish way to say OMG (oh my god)

OHH blow me charlie me moomzie will be out late tonight.

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charlie 40 hands

a drinking game in which you must duct tape two forties of malt liquor to each of your hands and the bottles must be empty before you can un-tape them and remove them

Dude Dizzle was shit faced after playing Charlie 40 hands.

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Charlie Sheen

verb: to win

I Just won that game of tennis. I Charlie Sheen-ed.

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

v-The occurrence of one white woman, having sexual intercourse with multiple black partners.
adj-A white woman who enjoys vigorous sex with only black partners
n- a white male who has sexual intercourse with a woman who normally has sexual encounters, or rather "adventures", with black males

See that chick over there? She's been to the chocolate factory...

I am going to charlie and the chocolate factory you so hard tonight!

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Charlie brown syndrome

The Charlie brown syndrome is a mental condition in which a person thinks:
*they fail or going to fail at all things.
*that anything they do or involve themselves in will be ruined or end in failure
* a true lack of self confidence and esteem

*a feeling of gloom and bad luck follow them
* easily to give up
* complicating simple matter due to anxiety.
*fears so overwhelmingly powerful and/or in number they have a hard time functioning.
*Constant feelings of doom
*And should they find supposed happy moments they go gloom esp. If failure comes around immediately.

Fin

My friend suffers from the Charlie brown syndrome every christmas and i dont know how to bring her of this mood

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Dirty dirty charlie

A dirty charlie is when you put a handful of mud in a sock and tell your friends it's shit. They'll eat it looking forwards to the smokey goodness and be disgusted to find that the brown substance is in fact mud and not shit.

"You trickster Daniel, you got me with the dirty dirty charlie, yuck!"

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